You’ll have to forgive me. This new sick video was released on Christmas Day, which was now… 10 DAYS AGO? What… have I been doing with my life? Lord knows, but your boy Post Malone has been tightly plaiting his braids, quickly gaining fame and thinking, “I’m gonna buy me some more jewels.” His speedboat to success sees him collaborate with Shlohmo, the beats behind their new track Boy Bandz, which production-wise is yet another beautiful, dark, twisted Shlohmo banger (think Jeremih’s Fuck U All The Time or Banks’ Brain). Post largely has his FKi-produced instant classic White Iverson to thank for catapulting him to bling bling status, allowing him to adorn his neck with NSYNC’s, upon which they dance. Unfortunately, there are no lyrically literal scenes in the music video, which is a shame. I’ve yet to hear a Post Malone track I don’t like, but Shlohmo makes this one for me.